There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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