you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
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