Non-Jews are for practice
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
