just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
