Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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