He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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