Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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