I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
It's just like the Real World with babies
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize