When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I'm sobbing to NWA
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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