The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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