The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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