Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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