Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
The air was thick with penises
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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