Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
tell me about the fingering
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