scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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