im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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