She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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