me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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