I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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