Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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