I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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