I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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