I need help removing her.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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