I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
You were trust falling into bushes
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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