Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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