I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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