is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
i think im in europe. pls send help
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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