It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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