Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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