their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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