Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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