....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize
