just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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