so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I just want to make out with him forever
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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