So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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