We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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