David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
they need to just BURY HIM!
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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