what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
ugly people sure do ruin things
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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