NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
