omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I bet he comes in French.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
They took my balls.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
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