uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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