i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Let's get the cat blown out
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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