I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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