Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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