She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
Randomize
