Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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