If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
you inspire me to be a worse person
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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