I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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