$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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