You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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