I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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