what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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