No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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