Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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