If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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