Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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