The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
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