Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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