We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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